Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Excused Absence

Well if Superlagirl can do it, then so can I.

Dear Blogosphere,

Please excuse Jazz from making a meaningful entry today. She has

a vicious jungle virus brought home from the wetlands of outer Mongolia

a large, purple creature with fangs and teeth sitting in the middle of her living room demanding food

a rift in the space/time continuum right in her own backyard

an appointment with the local dragon, with whom she must negotiate terms in order to protect the local populace and sheep from its ravages and rampages

a broken tailfin

nothing clever or even remotely interesting to say. She will be back tomorrow. Unless she's not.

Signed,
my mother

5 comments:

Bipolar Wellness Writer said...

Very funny! It's the letter to the principal that we always wished our mothers would write when we didn't want to go to school.

Susan

Jazz said...

Susan--
If only my mother had written letters like this, perhaps I wouldn't be the anxious ball of worries I am today!

Clueless said...

LOL!!! I love the way you use words.

Aqua said...

Oh my! That sounds scary. Please do take the day off;>)

Mark Krusen said...

I need a good excuse for Wednesday as I don't intend to do a new post. I'll have to come up with some reason's of my own after the fact. Thanks for the good ideas.